REGRET ME LATER: Not So Romantic Comedy Short Story

One wrong swipe.
One wrong number.
One night she’ll definitely regret.

Fallon’s birthday started with a hookup gone wrong
and a random text that wasn’t even meant for her.
She could’ve ignored it.
But, of course, she didn’t.

Now she’s texting a stranger with the world’s flattest ass,
flirting under pressure,
and spiraling into the kind of chaos
that makes even jail look cute.

No name. No face.
Just sarcasm, bad timing,
and the first real spark she’s felt in months.

REGRET ME LATER is a hilarious, unpredictable romantic short story filled with bad timing, a flat ass, and chemistry that can’t be ignored. Perfect for fans of messy romances, quick wit, and humor with a side of heart.